Samantha Detrick

[Samantha Detrick @samdetrickk]

Love you❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[zahra @zhashx]

🥺🥺🥺

[miss perfect @mzpxrfect]

lmaooooo y’all i will fucking scream😂😂😂😂😂

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

All I ask is that if you’re going to murder me you do it in a way that will get me on a popular podcast

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Me: id do anything to make u happy
Him: please watch this 15 minute YouTube video
Me: I’m going to end it all

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i’m at the “sleeping 20 hours a day” depressed

[:p @UnkleDell]

normalize dropping out of college and disappointing your family

[trish @ultragloss]

oh and while we’re at it. free every Black person incarcerated on marijuana related charges. thanks

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Technically i wasn’t paid to act like “trash” Marylynn. I was paid to be filmed down at the Jersey Shore living my life as a single 21 year old. If trash is throwing back vodka shots & having a great fucking time, then i am a Huge piece of shit. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[David @davidxeliii]

I WOULD MURDER A PLATE OF SUSHI RN

[Alejandra @aalejandraax]

Guys actually turn girls crazy idc what anyone says 😂 I use to be normal once lol

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

happy international women’s day! i spent yesterday crying over the excruciating pain of period cramps which has been proven to be equivalent to the pain of a heart attack so incase y’all forgot, women are super heroes and you men could never 😌

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

All 56 episodes of Drake & Josh in order from earliest to the last

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i dunno who needs to hear this but clean ur bong water

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

New Years is gonna be so fun I can’t wait till the clock strikes midnight and I get my virginity back

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

today my pastor said “once you’re in a toxic relationship that is no longer just a relationship. its an addiction” and that just really hit me

[. @TyTooHollywood]

when 1 weed man don’t answer, none of em do 😐 fuck y’all in a staff meeting 😂

[JustDyme🧚🏾‍♀️ @deethegreatt]

Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!
Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!
Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!
Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!
Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!
Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!
Eat first!!!!!! Before you get drunk!!!