Samuel Dewsbury

Say less, do more.

[Samuel Dewsbury @samdewsbury]

Biggest pet peeve of every year from 2021 onwards is having to pre book *everything* - bring back turn up and pay on the door policy 🤟

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I bet all the bosses who promoted their staff having the day off for a few internet likes are fuming

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It’s a badly run nhs when you can’t get a doctor appointment, 111 send ambulance to give zero answers, say go a&e 6hr wait, for then a pharmacist after to say what we thought was measles was an allergic reaction and sorted my lad out in 10 mins prescribing an anti histamine🤌🤦‍♂️

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What’s the deal with train prices?! £60 return bham to London, whatcha playing at @AvantiWestCoast - it used to be £20 return with Virgin.

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Annual tweet, not about going to the gym having a sauna / shower and someone pinching your towell 🌚 one hairdryer and 10 mins later I’m dry

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Imagining getting kicked off a site for “poor” quality then a week later the site wins an NHBC pride in the job award for fantastic workmanship 🤣🤷‍♂️

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Managed to loose a stone in 7 months, but today I ate this and it was sensational

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@missvanspronsen @LedByLanterns 👍

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@elonmusk why is my twitter just full of tweets from people I don’t follow ?

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Me into the steering wheel every time I try slow down after driving a hire car for a week with really soft brakes

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@Burnt_Tongues I *actually* flew out my house at Phil one new year, true story

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It’s taken me 29 years but how good is Stilton.

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This HAS to be and England win. Plz

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@GW_Horton Can confirm

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How has airport parking gone from £45 a week in 2019, to £185 for the same thing in October 2022. Like..

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Stranger things S4 EP1

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Moldova to win. @Eurovision

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Fully rate Scottie Sheffler but no way is my man 25.

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@Lord_Sugar Is the magnifying glass to see how little was on the receipt once you exchanged it ?

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@GW_Horton All you southerners coming to live my end and commuting to LDN that’s what it is 👀