Sam

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[Jack Hallas @JackHallas1]

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Hulk bubble bath (25 years of age)

[Sam @samdicks0n]

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[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Wayans Brothers will reunite for the first time in 18 years to develop ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’

(Source: Deadline)

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Not tonight lads

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Trent Alexander-Arnold at the Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2024 Men’s Show in Milan today. 🇮🇹

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Immediate jail for whoever’s put Mancunian way down to 1 lane

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Mad side quest that

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇨🇿🏑 Petr Čech made his professional hockey debut with Belfast Giants over the weekend! What a superb sporting career he has had. 👏

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Wow serious core memory unlocked

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

the Kellogg's Star Wars spoon (2005)

[Sam @samdicks0n]

😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Spanish club Deportivo Guadalajara with the weirdest goal announcement video of all time??! 😭🇪🇸

🎥 @deporguada

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

Casemiro would’ve gotten a red card and 10 months in prison

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Facts

[Jacob @JacobScott_7]

Only correct answer.

[Sam @samdicks0n]

@JackHallas1 Non uniform day drip

[Sam @samdicks0n]

The Dsquared jeans and winklepicker combo is outrageous

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

⚽️🤝 Antonio Valencia & Wayne Rooney meet in Washington! ❤️

[Sam @samdicks0n]

They surely can’t bring this to England I’ve just had to do 20mph down a dual carriageway absolute shambles

[BBC Wales News @BBCWalesNews]

Speed limit signs have been defaced in Cardiff as Wales becomes the first country in the UK to reduce speed limits in built-up areas from 30mph to 20mph

https://t.co/8GNWSp7x2i

[Sam @samdicks0n]

It’s actually impressive to miss that many times in one tweet

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

To do list today:

-Laugh at Liverpool
-Laugh at Spurs
-Laugh at Man City
-Hype up Man United’s win
-Celebrate Hojlund’s goal and tell Haaland to come outside

We will be there.

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Outstanding primary school scran that

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I need this right now.

[Sam @samdicks0n]

I’m sick of this man and this club

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇲🇦💥 En-Nesyri: one of the best aerial strikers in Europe. Elite header!

Sevilla 1-0 up vs Man City in the Super Cup final.

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Recognised the danger and saw the game out

[Morgan @utdscope]

This man won us 3 points I’m convinced 👏

[Sam @samdicks0n]

The streets actually won’t forget

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Soon as that Courtois injury broke news

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨💣 David de Gea is set to join Real Madrid following his Manchester United departure! #MUFC [@talkSPORT]

[Sam @samdicks0n]

😭 this is far too detailed

[sj @316simsim]

He's in America playing against man who's dads work for Wells Fargo.

There's no big black men from DR Congo playing for €875 p/w and fighting for French Citizenship breathing in Lingala down his neck in midfield anymore.

[Sam @samdicks0n]

Absolute worst ever

[Mark O'Neill @markjohnoneill]

Left Audi in far corner of empty car park. Came back. Why??? 😭