Samanyu Chopra

Tech Author | Product Manager | Blockchain | Machine Learning

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

Hoping everyone is safe 🤞
#earthquake

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

⁦@dtptraffic⁩ ⁦@DelhiPolice⁩ Dangerous driving, wrong parking, abusive and suspected underage driver, fled the scene when confronted.
Location - bank of baroda, saraswati vihar, pitampura

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

Seriously considering why i chose Flipkart

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

@flipkartsupport I have been trying to reach you for a grave blunder done by your A/C uninstallation team, your chat bot is not helpful, neither your email is working. How to connect to a real support person at flipkart even X inbox is having automated replies.

[The World R🅰️nking @worldranking_]

Largest Road 🛣 networks:

1. 🇺🇲 United States: 6,832,000km
2. 🇮🇳 India: 6,700,000km
3. 🇨🇳 China: 5,200,000km
4. 🇧🇷 Brazil: 2,000,000km
5. 🇷🇺 Russia: 1,538,875km
6.  🇯🇵 Japan : 1,218,772 km
7. 🇫🇷 France: 1,053,215km
8. 🇨🇦 Canada: 1,042,300km
9. 🇦🇺 Australia: 873,573km

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

A major reason for pollution #DelhiPollution @ArvindKejriwal

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

@HindustanTimes they even confiscated my original affidavit and want me to get it remade

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

@ArvindKejriwal @AAPDelhi @CMODelhi even after upload of documents online the process of obtaining a marriage certificate remains ineffective. Im in queue since morning 10 am, they again refused my application even though all documents were physically correct.

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

No systematic procedure just harassment for aam aadmi, if you want online documents why to demand physical and agreed you want physical documents as well then why you again want to vet them with online documents, pls you understand what is 100% online procedure for something.

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

@nitinkr1991 That money is used for free ie distribution and their own luxury

[Keyur Rohit @CryptoKingKeyur]

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇳 India Just SHOCKED the World in #Crypto Adoption 🔥

You won't believe how we did it despite ALL the challenges 😱

A thread 🧵

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Congratulations to India for landing Chandrayaan-3 on the Moon — joining Russia, USA, & China as the only countries to have achieved this feat. More importantly, it’s the first mission of any country to arrive near the Lunar South Pole - a possible location for future Moon bases.

[ISRO @isro]

Chandrayaan-3 Mission:
'India🇮🇳,
I reached my destination
and you too!'
: Chandrayaan-3

Chandrayaan-3 has successfully
soft-landed on the moon 🌖!.

Congratulations, India🇮🇳!

#Chandrayaan_3
#Ch3

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Look at this map showing where UFOs have been spotted all over the world.

Why is the US lighting up like a Christmas tree?

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

I ordered a microwave which was received in faulty condition even the company executive acknowledged in his work sheet.
Look at the irony of @amazon they want me to ship it back myself to their warehouse or else it will be considered non returned. WOW 😂
@amazonIN @AmazonHelp

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

Why did the Ethereum developer go broke?
They spent all their gas on bad puns!

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

Why did the DeFi trader cross the road? To get to the liquidity pool on the other side! #DeFi

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN - $10 trillion BlackRock officially files for spot #Bitcoin ETF

[Samanyu Chopra @samdonly1]

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