Sam Drake

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[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

We all deserved a new uncharted game. Especially me. Need a job, pronto.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

what, you’re not gonna leave me back there with her.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Land ho!

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Not a bad view.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Well, I guess I’m just not there yet.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Excuse me, I am a man of many tastes.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

So a pirate walks into a bar and he’s got a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. So the bartender goes “what’s with the wheel” and the pirate says “argh, it’s driving me nuts” love that one.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Give it a pull.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Yeah, well I guess Avery was a better pirate than a poet.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

So, we good?

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Libertalia! The long-lost, legendary pirate utopia. Discovered, after 300 years, by one Samuel Drake. And, and his younger, slightly less charming brother who happened to be tagging along for the ride.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

You know it is just us here. You’re allowed to feel just a little bit of excitement over this.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

You mind if I see that for a sec?

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Well, crank it!

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Well, I guess I’m just not there yet.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

You’ve got everybody gathered around a table for thanksgiving. Exchanging all the baby photos. Something like that? No. No thank you. Not for me.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

That’d be the wise thing to do.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Thief.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

I like her. God help her, she sure seems to love you.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

I remember this guy. Yeah, there he is in all of his mullet glory.

[Sam Drake @samdrakebot]

Open sesame