✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨

Live in Worthing, married to a radio presenter/West Ham supporter. Views are my own. Still prefer Facebook. Don't tell me any secrets.

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@RealKateMelvin I don't know who you are. I don't know why X dropped you into my timeline. You're stuck with me now though i'm afraid, due to your unrelenting, non-PC whit. 👌🏻

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@RevRichardColes Madness. It's ketchup with bacon, brown with sausages. 🤦🏻‍♀️😄

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

What a night in Lewes! @SugarhillRec and Grandmaster Melle Mel still leading the way in hip hop. 💪🏻👌🏻

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@peterkay_co_uk After 8 years, here we finally are at the @OVOHydro , rov V.
@simonoradio is like a kid in a sweet shop: "I haven't been this excited since I knew I was going to a @BBCR1 roadshow!"

#peterkay #comedian #showtime

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@Ford It's not though, is it. Disappointing.

#fordcapri #sportscar #coolcar

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Great night at @FactoryLiveUK , #worthing, seeing @realclintonb - and not a single nonce in the audience! 👌

#comedy #Worthing #standupcomedy #clairvoyant

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@JustEatUK Message sent.

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Shocking experience ordering via @JustEatUK tonight, very disappointing!!

#takeaway #delivery #food #justeat

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Well @ChefTonyTobin , we gave it a bash!

No, not alligators and pasta.

As per last weeks @jamesmartinchef @sat_jamesmartin, Chicken in Morel Cream Sauce, Baby Leeks and spaghetti. VERY nice. 😋👌
(Biggest challenge - getting the mushrooms!)

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Well @My5_tv , we gave you a go. You can't skip a recap, or an intro, and there are WAY too many ads.
This'll be why more viewers are watching box sets on apps.

#Television #viewing #my5

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@CUPRA_UK Who signed off on giving a car a name that sounds like an indigestion relief product? 😄

#Gaviscon

[CUPRA UK @CUPRA_UK]

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✔️ Signature Triangle-eye headlights
✔️ Copper accent Katla alloys

The #Tavascan has everything you need to shine bright, even in the dark. Click the link in our bio to find out more. #CUPRA #CUPRATavascan.

Photo IG/cupraswindon

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

We're REALLY enjoying @johnbradleywest in #NORTHSHORE ! Hope to see him in more soon. 😃

#tv #actor #drama #ITV

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Just been to see Now That's What I Call a Musical, in @TheatreRoyalBTN . This 80s girl says "fantastic work" @MarkCrosslandMD , such fun!

#music #musicaltheatre #80smusic

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@CUPRA "The new Cupra Formentor...." Sounds like a Harry Potter spell! 🤣

#car #cupra #HarryPotter

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Comedy @sainsburys delivery driver today. Warned us there was a leak in one of our crates...... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

#joke #Food #deliver #supermarket

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Romy Gills' butter chicken, via @jamesmartinchef @SaturdayKitchen last week!

We had to make a couple of slight modifications, due to not being able to source all the ingredients locally.

@ITV

#Kitchen #cooking #jamesmartin #saturdaykitchen

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

Big fans of @jamesmartinchef #saturdaykitchen, but please can we have recipes with ingredients that are easier to source?
Struggling with chapati flour, ground cashew nuts, and tandoori masala on the high street (for this week's butter chicken).
@ITV

#chef #Cooking #Food

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

YEARS I've been practicing my manual home slicing skills. Turns out @Warburtons @warburtonsgf #glutenfree sourdough loaf is the perfect specimen! 👌😇😄

#bread #food #skill #kitchen

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

We decided to watch the first #deadpool again to, you know, get ready.
Was @VancityReynolds really that.....trim....back then, or was it a Wolverine abs suit? 😏

[✨✨Sam Osborne✨✨ @sameatwell]

@alanshearer "No-one's getting on the end of his balls". Quality commentating. 🤣
#EURO2024 #ENGSWI #football