Sam Ebbets

screenwriter, unfortunately. angry oaf. I'm the dog in the picture, not the guy.

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@jondelarroz Look forward to coming back to this when it makes a bajillion dollars. You’ve really got your finger on the pulse.

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@RealGDT Hi Guillermo! Are you moderating both Baz Q&A’s in Burbank today or just the 7pm? The announcement doesn’t make it clear.

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@SeanFennessey Welcome in

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@ByYourLogic Totally. The score really helps, and little choices like the timing of the motion floodlights kicking on. Credit to Craig for selling it all with 1/4 of his face showing. That movie is Vaughn saying I’ve been watching my friend Guy Ritchie make these for years, I can do it better

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@tonydokoupil “We hear for you” ass messaging. Congrats on the viewership numbers, dipshit!

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@JDVance Of course you have to double & triple down at this point, but surely you realize they sent you out to die on this hill and your political career is over. You never had a shot, but now 2028 is just replaying that presser on a loop in a future where we all accept she was murdered.

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@sapphicspielbrg And, frankly, I think new Attending ain’t gonna make it any easier!!

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@MattWalshBlog Actually, she was just a lady driving home, you fucking sociopath.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Just an evil, empty man. When it benefited his career he went on MSNBC & NPR and told rich liberals his relatives were intractable, drug-addled hicks, when he saw the MAGA writing on the wall c 2021 he became a Thiel vessel. now he’s chief nazi propagandist writing in Yalie tones

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@JDVance There’s video from multiple angles, you dishonest piece of shit. Keep spinning it, we all see what happened. Disparaging a woman murdered in cold blood is what’s deranged. You likely never had a soul but, if you did, it’s long gone.

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@natejhake Sure, potentially. DM me.

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@BillAckman @ZohranKMamdani Possibly even funnier than the expected meltdown. Thank you for this, loser.

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@MichaelRapaport

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

HAHAHA fuck you to the entire rancid geriatric bigoted self-dealing war-mongering pervert apologist democratic establishment

[Sam Ebbets @samebbets]

@ElishaWiesel You are completely fucking insane. Get actual help.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

A big difference between now and right before we invaded Iraq is that almost no one in America wants or thinks we need to go to war with Iran and the people who do are barely even trying to justify it because they don't have to.