Samec

proud member, Affiliated Devil’s Advocates Association of America (ADAAA)

[Samec @SamecJack]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a fakie pop shuvit body varial. Did it off the 6 stair at the middle school

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Weird how we say, "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bugs family describes it differently.

[Samec @SamecJack]

Criterion collection interview format but regulars at their bodega pulling snacks and cigs off the shelf

[Samec @SamecJack]

I’ve never seen Steven Tyler and Andie McDowell in the same room

[Samec @SamecJack]

The Hudson News self checkout discount

[Samec @SamecJack]

Frutiger aero was nu wave maximalism veiled by the digital consumer product aesthetic of web 2.0

[wint @dril]

From the twisted minds behind Dr. Pepper,

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I don't want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse

[Flea @flea333]

Weed can make you dumb and smart at the same time

[Samec @SamecJack]

One last off-base tweet from the doomscrolling genx disguised as genZ usps social media manager before Vivek and Elon DOGE their ass. what a time to be alive

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

On the route we all fam

[Samec @SamecJack]

NYC marathon runners get to shave an hour off their time for daylight savings? pretty bullshit if you ask me if I was Boston runner I’d be apoplectic

[Samec @SamecJack]

Report: guy hammered with stolen pool que on subway

[ᴊᴇʀʀɪᴇ @jerrieblogg]

Updating my CV and trying to find out where to add my girl cause she's my highest achievement

[Sloan Ketamine @Lukewarm30Rack]

What do the words “lush ice” mean to you?

[Samec @SamecJack]

Someone do the sopranos version

[Samec @SamecJack]

Bonfire of the Vanities, Tom Wolfe

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Full footage released of the NYC banker who went viral last month for hitting someone from a pride event.

Jonathan Kaye went viral after a short clip showed him KO'ing a person in Brooklyn, however the video didn't show the full story.

On Monday, Kaye turned himself in on second and third degree assault charges.

New footage shows a group of pro-Palestine LGBTQers taunting Kaye before throwing liquid at him.

Kaye was then hit in the face with a bottle before he charged at the person, knocking them to the ground.

Kaye has since resigned from Moelis & Co. investment bank.

[Samec @SamecJack]

What’s more dictator trump immunity or biden senility

[Samec @SamecJack]

The never ending clout chase of Zines interviewing washed up era-specific celebs, purporting neither nostalgia nor irony. A prostitution of fame long faded veiled as off-beat journalism.

[Samec @SamecJack]

Francis bacon was making ai before ai

[Samec @SamecJack]

Carlos Alcaraz

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

Classic