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bringing back the blogging era 💋

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@frogstacks 22= 8 triple plus pee pee

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Haven’t rest since I had the intrusive thought that dr*ke put more women voices on his newest album as an illusion to safety / regain female audience

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Hey is writhing in pain normal just checking

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Not sure what it says about me that I didn’t care for the railway shit in pokopia until I learned they will ride the carts

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*pops rib back into place* but yeah other than that I’ve been doing pretty good :))

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Coworker: were you the one that was looking up lady Gaga fracking.?

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Being the only woman at the gym and I’m only here to help my chronic pain

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SAFELY!!!!

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In a world of road rage you think it wouldn’t be so fun to rage bait impatient drivers but here we are

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Hate that the breed enrichment theory is working on me. I love doing shit that my dad does or my grandparents.

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Some of you just become the personality of whatever city you’re living in and I find that terrifying

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My barista yesterday told me she loved my order. Today a completely other barista told me my order was valid. I’m on to something.

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Brushing***

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If I learned anything medically this month it is that before you get a diagnosis they’ll start explaining some shit to you about your body LOL

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The real joke is doctor burnout and bruising you over as a patient until they realize something might actually be wrong

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They put IBS on my file they way I be smoking that shit

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Genetically modified baddie

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@frogstacks And to be fair recently my dying uncle had his car stolen for this exact reason / mindset but STILL !!!!

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If this snow taught me anything it’s WHO DOESNT MOVE OR USE THEIR DAMN CAR