Samee

[Ronaldo Zuniga @ronaldodelcid4]

everyone rn:

[Samee @sameespiegel]

What happens to the zombie race after all the humans have been turned into zombies? There would be no more brains left to consume.

[Samee @sameespiegel]

Virginia is for VIRGINians

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I hate it when I take a bite of my oatmeal raisin cookie and I find out it's chocolate chip! 😖

[Samee @sameespiegel]

Rip to my love life

[Samee @sameespiegel]

Let alone.

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When you try to drive them away with a twelve year old boy and then they reveal themselves as a gay pedophile.

[Samee @sameespiegel]

Why don't stores carry the green apple gum anymore?

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

When a girl calls me scoobert doobert 😍😍😍😍😘🔥🔥🔥

[Samee @sameespiegel]

Lol, just spilled my tea. Now my dog smells like blueberry.

[Samee @sameespiegel]

Who is this guy?

[Samee @sameespiegel]

I want a sword so that I can slay twice as much.

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Your entire life you're either pooping or not pooping.

[Samee @sameespiegel]

I love dogs