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[Morrisons @Morrisons]

@AldiUK @waitrose @sainsburys @Tesco @asda When you find out your friends have a group chat without you 💔 #whataboutMorris

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

NHS staff might only be getting a 1% pay rise after dealing with a global pandemic BUT the government have so kindly painted ‘thank you NHS’ on the roads in hebburn for us 🥰 with a rainbow too!! 🥰 it all makes up for it 🥰🥰🥰

[. @asmurr_]

Me🤝 ending my voicenotes with ‘so yeah’

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

I was creased bc my car door was frozen shut and this is what I got back

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

does anyone else send smth funny to the fam group chat and then get bombarded with questions??? All I wanted was a ‘haha’

[dais @theog_dc]

No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

all working for the ambulance service has done for me is constantly make me think I’m talking on the radio- just got off the phone with my electric company and after every sentence I kept saying ‘over’ 😩😅

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

‘Tra’

[henry joce @henry_joce]

It costs £0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

does anyone know if Jordan North is on Tinder? bc I think he is the love of my life

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

was excited to put my top Spotify song on Insta this morning like everyone else, but when I checked it was this 🙄 my nightshift insomnia is showing 😴

[🪷coastal eddy @coastal_eddyLB]

Corona Virus explained in craft terms: you and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many projects have glitter?

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

been feeling ugly lately so the last 2 days at work I put a little extra make up on and done my hair and everyone’s been like “ooo who you trying to impress???😉”
myself bitch now leave me alone x

[sam🌻 @sameiklex]

@elizakoft @emsarahholden ‘so that means when I come back I only have half an hour left!!!!’ 😅

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I don't think we discuss enough how ABSOLUTELY INSANE it is that caterpillars turn into butterflies. This should literally be the leading story on the news every single night.