Divante

An Alias Of The Same Name

[C🍪🍪kie @Logic_Silliness]

"Work, work, work, work, work" – Rihanna, desperately trying to boot up her phone after dropping it

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

Nah I ain't jelly, I'm jam - and I'll be ga damned if I find you doing better than I am.

[JKiccz @mzkiccz]

When people be worried about wtf I'm doing😌✌️

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Subway® should have a sandwich called "The Brazilian" without any hair in it.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

"Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time." - The Alchemist

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

Except going into a dark basement. And pointy objects. But just that.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

I know many failures, but I know no fear.

[“LIVE FROM MIAMI BEACH” OUT NOW! @LupeFiasco]

Finding happiness is a collaboration not a competition.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

@AP please please please let this be successful.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The Latest: World leaders gather for climate talks in Paris; activists urge tough deal: https://t.co/7Jpaye8woj

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

How often we remember "an eye for an eye," and how often we forget "love thy neighbor."

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

You go to my head

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

No matter what you do this year or in the next hundred, you will be dead forever.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

[Mike Scully @scullymike]

15 years was the most sexually arousing sentence Jared Fogle could have been given.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

Wubalubadubdub!
- Rick Sanchez

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

Sometimes you gotta just ngaf
- Rick Sanchez

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

Good guy but a baad mufkr

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

I have a plan

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

@kel2times word, that *is* a nice watch.

[Divante @SameNameAlias]

@kel2times bro! When that movie came out I recommended it to my entire English class.