samantha

[tini @martiinelaurenn]

nothing makes me cringe harder than hearing my drunk ass yell “AYYYY” in my Snapchat’s the next day 🙃

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Some days I think I want a boyfriend and then I see something on the Internet or just see a man on the street and remember they are just to be used for their penis and that is all. I can get my emotional fulfillment elsewhere. As in a block of wood. A wet leaf. A cinderblock.

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

Current situation

[Kate Hanni @hanni_kate]

i miss going out any night of the week in college 😫😫 can i go back now plz

[relatable @byreIatable]

college is hard to explain to someone not in college. like yes i hate my life everyday but i'm also having the best time of my life

[Marissa Minshall @rissaminshall]

You weren’t a college freshman in 2016 if you didn’t get smashed to the following songs:

1) Broccoli -d.r.a.m.
2) Closer -the chainsmokers
3) Caroline -aminé

[Megan RAGE @Megan_Rage]

“Who Killed Garrett Phillips” taught me that the police in Potsdam think someone is capable of running .4 miles in 45 seconds.

[samantha @samenapace]

@HomanJames Wtf😂

[Flo @loe2316]

The look you give your brother's girlfriend when you know he already has a girlfriend. #TheBachelorette

[Stin @stinvo14]

Y’all really still out here voluntarily getting addicted to nicotine by flash drives huh

[maybe: clare @clur19]

LONG NECK ICE COLD WHITE CLAW NEVER BROKE MY HEART

[$id @sidneyeskildsen]

am i ugly or do i just not have eyelash extensions

[Nik @stfuIol]

you shouldn’t have to pay for BOTH parts of a bikini

[samantha @samenapace]

@Drew_Zlogar @officialmutombo I’ve never seen anyone make you look short until now...!