Theo

Football and life have the same plot.
Goals. Glory. Disappointments. Sudden Departure.
The moments nobody sees coming.
I write about both. Man United. Lagos.

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@DojaCat Sounds like; hang around, I will eventually find something to do with you.

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@FabrizioRomano And even bottom ones, they just cant say it out.

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@MissVal35 ALGORITHM. ALGORITHM. ALGORITHM.

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@ayubachongkond I like that you agree

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meetings should be 10 minutes max. say the thing. send the email. goodbye.

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@vai1kai @_0i00j Quick follow. Slow follow. Fast follow. Sluggish follow. Please bring all of them.

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@meikkp @ClassicKen4 Violent. Grab it by force 😂

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growing up is realizing adults were not authority figures. they were just older people.

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@Khurlar 👏👏👏

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"do you work out?" yeah, i carry the weight of my decisions every single day.

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@SinachOkee Its comes true daily for everyone.

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@Khurlar Even your brain is carryjng weight

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@Khurlar Why are you laughing

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@Olatoosweet20 How frequently?

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@SinachOkee How many times daily?

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@bpthaber Humanity keeps finding new ways to embrass us all. $27 😭😭😭

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@SinachOkee Speak your mind bro? Do you prefer meetings to email?

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"out of office until further notice" - my tombstone

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@GbemezAD I love the CONFIDENCE

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@General_whizzy The heartbreak shojld be "scarcer"

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heartbreak should be 48 hours max. cry, eat, sleep it off and get tf out my chest.