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UTFH❣️

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The countdown to the beautiful game starts now.

[samer @sameri8383]

i love this club❣️

[Portland Hearts of Pine @hearts_sc]

HEARTS NEVER SAY DIE. +3.

[Portland Hearts of Pine @hearts_sc]

Like are you KIDDING ME

[sweezy le flop @swarbleflop]

easy. lowell, ma

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep reacts to heartfelt messages from City fans 🩵

[samer @sameri8383]

.@hearts_sc

[samer @sameri8383]

especially if you have a weighted card

[samer @sameri8383]

if people don’t tip their servers i feel like the server is allowed to be rude to them moving forward

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

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@OllieWright100 ❣️🦾❣️

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep Guardiola 🐐

[samer @sameri8383]

.@earlxsweat

[samer @sameri8383]

For context, this retails for $19.75. I had it in my cart and waited an hour for checkout but it was already sold out within 1 min

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Holy smokes

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

We as a society need to strike down scalpers

[samer @sameri8383]

@CryptoMikli I make less than annually that and spent like $60 on lunch because I wanted to treat myself. Fuck off. How I spend my money has nothing to do with you.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[samer @sameri8383]

@ManCity @etihad PORTLAND, MAINE UTFH ❣️@hearts_sc

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Coors: Our beer is so cold

Me: is it good?

Coors: It’s fuckin FREEZING