Paul Sameri

ALLAH above all

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

@DEADSHoT_7676 @Argentina Sure thing bro….

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

Let me see your wallpaper
@Argentina
#Messi
#Argentina
#world_cup_2026

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

@NEDUszn8 Bell Ring Arm…… Bellingham???

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

@FaddyLamah @ouma_neko Is this really the truth????

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

The polygamist was just a series… But the Russian Guy…. That was a reality… Iykyk

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

I was in a super metro matatu and a Gen z receives a call l think from the boss, the man only said, "Nakuja ama kama unaona nachelewa tafuta mtu mwingine afanye iyo kazi, wacha kunikula kichwa asubuhi" 🤣

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

@tophz_ @galaticos2024 Medicine for haemorroids… They are inserted directly into the ass hole

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

@kaihavertz29 @Arsenal

[Paul Sameri @sameri_paul]

@SafaricomPLC kindly consider reducing volume ya the Okoa Chap Chap lady. Si lazima ah shout btw

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY

1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.

2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.

3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.

4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain.

5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways.

6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex.

7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode.

If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

Why y’all ain’t tell me C-sections was just for girls who had STDs 🧐?

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Sporting who have been unbeaten at home in 16 games with 16 wins in a row wamepatana na kidungi ya cobra Kai mamaeeeee