Sam Irwin

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

What type of bacon does a chicken eat?
Bokin

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@DiegoMPena Actually we are just all dead

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@DiegoMPena We all die

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@DiegoMPena You die

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

I miss you so much buddy. ❤❤

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@supernathan121 @coca3045 Hell yeah!

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@coca3045 Let's do it

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

I will marry anybody or anything that gives me citizenship lol

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

Who wants to marry me so I get citizenship?

[VICE Canada @vicecanada]

We have two weeks to save the internet: https://t.co/YX01K3FRRc

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Looks like @Honorglobal sent over 7X of their new #Honor7X - Wonder what I should do with these... RT if there's a spot in your pocket 🔥

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

What the fuck

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@walkerbatle202 You have to cancel it out so yell out cracker. Two negatives= positive

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@walkerbatle202 Lel

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@walkerbatle202 That's bs because you would know when Andy first comes on the show he tries everything to get Dwight fired and he does but then Dwight came back dumbass

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@walkerbatle202 Yeah at the end have you even watched the show?

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@walkerbatle202 No, I have no respek for the man who got my mans Dwight fired

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

@walkerbatle202 I'm not Andy is an ass

[Sam Irwin @samertwist]

All hail lord jebus https://t.co/yeVAxKVxRe