James Schaffer

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife. ~Jafar

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

#NewProfilePic

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

@49ers you guys suck

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Joe Burrow

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

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[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Chirp

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

I only check my twitter while I poop. Sup doe

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

I'm bad 😈

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Going the speed limit can suck a fat one.

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Chill dude......it was just a goof.

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

If I didn't take my phone with me into the bathroom. My poop time would be cut down drastically. #true #phonezone #pooh #babywipes #🐿

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Perfect weather for getting fucked up. #Boobs #beer #butts

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Hey what's up twitter....been a while..how ya been ?? I meant to text you, just been so busy with work and stuff.

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Spank you

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

@danieltosh You smell that?

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

I will not be partaking in Christmas this year. However, I will still be accepting gifts.

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Having a girlfriend is so 2015. #NewYear #newyearsresolutions #newpoon

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

Keep running your mouth...and I'll give you a poop sandwich.

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

I guess I'll start tweeting again.

[James Schaffer @sames_jchaffer]

I'll be 24 in a few days...so I have to drink 24 beers on my birthday. It's bad luck not to.