✨sam✨

✉️🥊: @samestall

'Oh that's unfortunate' - the midwife, 1995.

(He/Him)

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

To sum up 14 years and 13,500 tweets:
🌟 Games are neat
🌟 a n x i e t y
🌟 Fuck the Tories
🌟 Trans rights are human rights
🌟 When Harry Met Sally is a perfect movie
🌟 Go watch my short film 'Strung'. (https://t.co/cSP5RLPRih)

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

@IAmTrimm What's a guy gotta tickle for some free merch

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

@PresidentGravy u ok hun

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Not to be dramatic, but outside is warm in such a horrible way I might die

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Put it this way - performance issues be damned, Jedi Survivor had me shouting some variant of "fuck off" at the TV on tons of occasions and yet I never stopped going back to it. It's brutal in places (or I'm just bad at games) but it's so charming I can't help but love it.

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Just finished Star Wars: Jedi Survivor. ⭐🚀

Some pretty inconsistent performance (frame drops, crashes) aside (and yes, that's a BIG aside), Jedi Survivor is great. Combat is challenging, exploration is rewarding and it's the most fun I've had with Star Wars in a long while.

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Like, I've never had to plan a route in a game around potential crashes. ("What's the fastest save point I can get to now I've finished a fight", "Probably shouldn't sprint in this corridor in case it breaks the game" etc.)

Again, it's fun, very much enjoying it, but CHRIST.

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

I'm really enjoying Jedi Survivor, a very fun game that builds on all the best parts of Fallen Order -- but I have never had a game crash on me SO many times in a single playthrough. Save points are relatively forgiving but my god four crashes in 48 hours is mad.

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

❤️🌅🌇🌃💔

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Before Midnight was released 10 years ago today. 🌙

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

See you soon!

PlayStation Showcase broadcasts live next Wednesday, May 24 at 1pm Pacific Time: https://t.co/GZVl6Du3Mu

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

First campaign - a half-elf druid, devastated by the accidental killing of a local villager.

Latest campaign - randy rabbit bard with precisely zero sword skill trying to win every argument through sheer stubbornness.

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

My career path has never made a lick of sense.

⭐ Barista
⭐ Pizza maker
⭐ Fishmonger
⭐ Board game demonstrator
⭐ Camera operator
⭐ Shop assistant
⭐ Teacher
⭐ Shop assistant again
⭐ NHS admin
⭐ Law firm PA
⭐ Content marketing boi

Happier now than ever. Writing.✌️

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

What with trailers for Barbie, Across The Spider-Verse, Beau Is Afraid and Blue Beetle, news about the Moana, Lilo & Stitch and Harry Potter remakes (ew), the Napoleon release date, the Indiana Jones premiere and Paddington 3 filming--

It really is a new financial year, huh?

[Joe Welstead 💧☀️ @JoeWelstead]

I love you brits, but.

Why are we so bad at inviting people into our homes here?

There’s a definite barrier. If you’re not a lover, family or childhood friend, likely you won’t make it into someone’s home.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

It is possible that developing and then concluding a major story arc in an entirely different and worse show was actually a bad idea.

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Everything Everywhere All At Once, or: The Little Film That Could, winning Best Picture feels like a hug in the best possible way. So much love put into that film, so, so deserved. 👁️🍩❤️ #Oscar

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Yo if your immediate reaction to EEAAO winning literally any award, but especially Best Picture, is to start shitting on it, calling it annoying, putting others down for liking it etc. - I'd maybe examine those thoughts and then Google what fun feels like you fucking dork. #Oscar

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

Now watching: Jurassic World Dominion

...me oh my this sucks dog shit

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

@IAmTrimm Sounds like effort, no thank you

[✨sam✨ @samestall]

@IAmTrimm In my defence, your tweet made it sound like it wasn't okay to call people Tony unless the Tony in question was over 60 and I immediately latched onto that absurd idea