sam

got the keys to your civic and we got time

[sam @samezrael]

sza or singer from the 80s

singer from the 80s because of what she's been through and she's still singing

[sam @samezrael]

describing a grass type cat as pussy salad 😭 BARS!

[MeowmiXX @MeowmiXX_sc]

thick thighs pussy salad on the right still gettin outmugged by the bisexual duck from atlanta

[sam @samezrael]

press +63 i'm a call away
region 4A on the number plate

https://t.co/cWvNJr6s8U

[sam @samezrael]

anne hathaway in 2026

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

Anne Hathaway in 2026.🔥

[sam @samezrael]

molecular biologist working with model systems

[Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon community @Bulbagarden]

We're on the record as being huge fans of non-type themed Pokémon teams, so here's a few fun ideas we had for character archetypes than can be expressed without falling back on a single type:

Pirate

[sam @samezrael]

GAWDLAND WON. THE WORLD IS HEALING

[sam @samezrael]

it's OUR TURN NOW

[sam @samezrael]

just realized that all major colonizers of the philippines are now represented in pokemon

[sam @samezrael]

happy new year https://t.co/8rPE5uHJjZ

[sam @samezrael]

eto na naman kayo sa olympic mental gymnastics

[@iamjet 💔💚 @urpoliticalchar]

“Uy, tumaba ka,” was what my aunties and uncles told me during my video call with them on Christmas eve. They said it with fondness.

I said this before and I will say it again. “Uy, tumaba ka” is not necessarily body-shaming in Philippine culture. When my mom or relatives tell me that I gained weight, I don’t think that the intention is to shame. When they say that I gained weight, it’s usually synonymous with, “Hey, it’s good that you are not skipping meals and you are eating well.” To our elderlies, weight reduction could mean health problems or you’re not taking care of yourself well enough, or worse, you’re into drugs.

Uy, tumaba ka is also our covert way of saying, “I remember you exactly from the last time I saw you, that’s why I would notice any change.” Taken in this context, uy, tumaba ka is actually thoughtful and sweet.

So, please, let’s stop importing Western ideas that do not necessarily fit in our culture. Western “correctness” is ironically toxic and raises weak individuals who take things without nuance. It sounds offensive says my White colonizers, so I HAVE to feel offended. It develops individuals who easily get offended even by the most innocuous and innocent statements.

[sam @samezrael]

and none for the philippines

[sam @samezrael]

LRT and MRT today:

[sam @samezrael]

she ate so hard

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

my cover of addison rae’s fame is a gun for @triplej like a version is out now 🩵 i love this song and this girl. hope u enjoy

https://t.co/EanDk2de9g

[sam @samezrael]

blue for winter? groundbreaking

[sam @samezrael]

you will never be Prettymuch

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A new American boy band JYT (Just Your Type) is gearing up to dominate 2026 with the release of debut single “What U Want.”

[sam @samezrael]

okay BLUE!

[sam @samezrael]

they listened omg

[sam @samezrael]

there should be a TOP ALBUMS section because i listen to ALBUMS from START to FINISH hence individual play counts would not be as INFLATED. please note i am very DIFFERENT and UNIQUE and QUIRKY

[sam @samezrael]

we're reheating AS6 nachos now i see

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

The light is coming... 🤭

Set a Ru-minder to Meet the Queens of #DragRace Season 18 at 12p ET 👉 https://t.co/AbCtTwLSYt

[sam @samezrael]

first zelda game i ever played & will always have a special place in my heart

[Zelda: Character of the Day @ZeldasBreakfast]

I love the art style in Minish Cap

[sam @samezrael]

@not_alfonso at least hindi na pina-screenshot this time

[sam @samezrael]

it's her time