sam

[blanc @dqveed]

how life felt at 16 when I’d fall asleep at 4 am reading fanfics/books and wake up early for school with no worries or exhaustion whatsoever

[eMILyKOVICH pball emmy campaign manager @tinysons]

the pitt has the perfect opportunity to bring in a dancer for the abby lee dance company as a patient

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

girl, we get it @MrsErikaKirk

[skooks @skooookum]

not a single one of you strong enough to wrestle with this concept

[predictable girl @lov3ony0u]

It could be worse. I could be 26.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Wtf? Is this real? Thank you, Ethel.

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

yeah you could say I'm something of a reader

[live, laugh, luke💫 @underripeavo]

they’re putting tariffs on chamoy pickle kits now :/

[Daniella ⛈️ @simbasad2]

they turned the sound off because they know she is absolutley eating them alive

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @furinaluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[papriKAY 🍓 @kaydaddy_]

the person filming this would make an absolutely phenomenal town crier

[kevin @visiovns]

Charli xcx: Bad tattoos on leather tanned skin, Jesus Christ on a plastic sign
Caroline Polachek:

[lily @lilyschwarz]

this is how i look walking into chilis

[Mr. Moringa @tostoneside]

Now they need to perform beautiful liar

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

This guy is my hero