Sam Fairclough

Cereal Eater. Get out of my swamp and into my car 🚗 💨

[Sam Fairclough @samfairclough3]

Want your tweets to look more popular? Just like them yourself! No one checks who actually likes tweets! #TopTweeter

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@JimothyTV When’s the tidying start?

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@MikeyBotts Could do better tbh… try posting a haircut pic

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@JimothyTV Where’s the after picture?

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@FilmUpdates Oi I’m in on this…. Hope it’s duplass though the ultimate creep

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@JimothyTV Doing a lot of work that fringe

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@MikeyBotts Guy doing some yearly tweeting for not caring

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@JimothyTV Who reminded you of this?

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@MullerUK_Ire Oh we back baby. Took you long enough…

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I spend my days waiting for the return of the "Mississippi Mud Pie" muller corner. #dynamitedessert

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This morning ain’t a comedy.

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@JimothyTV How can we know for sure? Post a topless pic.

[Sam Fairclough @samfairclough3]

@mattpintus @bbcworldservice Legend player 👏

[Matt Pintus @mattpintus]

📻My latest doc for @bbcworldservice - I spoke to Championship Manager 01/02 legend Tonton Zola Moukoko about his life after viral stardom. It's a pretty remarkable story! ⚽️ #FM23 https://t.co/IWkMKMya0K

[Sam Fairclough @samfairclough3]

@AdamBlease Did you make them aware that you are allergic to hard work before the vaccine?

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@JimothyTV @MikeyBotts

[Sam Fairclough @samfairclough3]

@MattMcLellan Good tweet this. Think it’ll go viral.

[marianne eloise @marianne_eloise]

can’t believe diane abbott had to apologise for a joyous photo of her drinking a tin like a normal person but i can’t sue for having that butt grab seared into my eyes

[Sam Fairclough @samfairclough3]

@JimothyTV You could say, he’s bare!

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I’ll never step into an IKEA again without thinking about this vid https://t.co/pAkoX0M0ha