Samantha Fazio

ASU Swimming & Diving 😈

[Paul The Trombonist @JazzTrombonist]

I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone

[palmer @decentbirthday]

[assigning roles]

god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth

sun: sounds good

god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves

moon: hell yes

[palmer @decentbirthday]

[discovering life on uranus]

alien: welcome humans. we named your planet "joy" cause of how beautiful it is. tell us, what did you name our planet?

me: well i mean-

alien: *leans in* say it

[Meghan Camarena @Strawburry17]

I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family.

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Me: I think my computer's broken

Boss: just give it to the IT guy

Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck

[Castle Black Podcast @CastleBlackPod]

The Hound and Tormund bout to top Ed Sheeran on the Westeros Billboard charts!
#ThronesYall #GameOfThrones

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@JakeShaney @katrine638272 What do you vote 😂

[🐟 @Clairefischy]

Just a bunch of heat seekers

[Katie Shannahan @ktmichelle456]

Hey strangers @samfazio123 @juliieeg1

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@JakeShaney @bflay

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@JakeShaney Cooking Jake. One day I will be a greater chef than Bobby Flay. Jeez, what'd you think I was talking about?

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

Ready to work harder than I ever have before to achieve something I never could 😤😤😤 so so so ready

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Quick, put on your dog petting outfit.

[Nndrew Aguyen @Anguyenballer]

My friend needed sweatpants in order to go in her lab and take a quiz so I'm just chilling in the restroom for 50 mins with booty shorts on

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@takachsarah

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@takachsarah

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

Sarah: "Sam, seriously go to bed"
Me: " mk in a sec..."

*5 minutes later*

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@takachsarah I'll allow you one squeesh, the rest are mine

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

I get personally offended when someone else squishes my dogs face. Like no, no no, ONLY I CAN SQUEESH HIS FACE HOW DARE YOU

[Samantha Fazio @samfazio123]

@FlTNESS @takachsarah