Sam Kelly

I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Mum trying to force now brands upon me, wtf? #sakata4lyf

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Wish it was easter again

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Sometimes my apple headphones fit perfectly into my ears and other times they do not

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Dunno if I'd put the yakult in the yoghurt section. Happy to discuss it further with my Twitter folowers @woolworths

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

@PatGheller140 @jmregan7 say it to him one on one reegs
He'll disfigure ya face like he did his own

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Saw a bloke who looked like Travis Cloke today..........he was eating seaweed sakatas

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

@georgiapaine21 go vacuum your room

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

My uni bag smells purely of seaweed sakatas.....and I love it

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

The juxtaposition of seaweed seen in these two sakatas is not good enough, and tbh I'm getting fed up @sakata_wataru

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Really disapointed with the lack of seaweed on my sakata today was much less than wat was advertised on the packaging

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Couldn't believe my eyes when I pulled out this three layered beauty @Theo_Rosenthal

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

How come the green colour on the four click pen always runs out first but is the least used?

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

A very dense distribution of seaweed can be seen on this sakata

[Heath Shaw @LordHeathShaw23]

The devil wears Prada .... Great flick

[Baggy Blue @BlueBaggy]

0/38 (6) #Sam

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

@BlueBaggy @jamesarmitwdr @jmregan7 @PatGheller140 they're calling you a freak patty!!!!

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

How come it takes longer to dry clothes than it does to wet them?

[Sam Kelly @samfeday]

Love the way @EdVickersWillis hasn't changed since getting drafted. He's still the same curly haired piece of shit