sam

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you accidentally nod in class and now the teacher is explaining the lesson only to you

[sam @samflwrs]

@diggerjones27 Omg so sweet!!! 😍😍😍

[sam @samflwrs]

Just realized its been snowing since October. Can it pls stop

[sam @samflwrs]

Nothing screams newfie summer like snow on June 1st 🫠🫠 whyyyy

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

oh to be loved to the point of invention

[sam @samflwrs]

Yall I finally changed my pfp after 3 years 😭 this has been the most eventful thing in my life this month 💀💀💀

[ً @prinkasusa]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[World's Amazing Things @Hana_b30]

A mother bear carrying her baby on her back, photographed in a field 🐻

[sam @samflwrs]

@stars_instead I know i haven't been on here in dog years but im thinkin about you babe, I hope everything is okay ❤️ the wildfires have been insane in NL too and people are still complaining. Like bruh you do not need to roast marshmallows THAT bad, please sit down 💀😭

[sam @samflwrs]

I was telling my bf all the baby names I love because they’re really good names and he was like “why do you only like names from the Roman Empire or later” like WHAT😭

[sam @samflwrs]

I had the longest 4 days of my life and I could not be more happy that I have 2 days off 😭 omg

[sam @samflwrs]

sometimes I miss emo sam she was so cute
(so sad but cute)

[sam @samflwrs]

@jayasstey I actually gagged out loud I can’t stand her bro

[sam @samflwrs]

It is still down and the clients today were so mean I don’t wanna go back tmrw bruh 😭

[sam @samflwrs]

Nothing could prepare me for the 20% sale at Sephora crashing the website for a whole day lol omgggg