Gumbo McAss

McDonalds Honey Bustard Pickled Sea Fuck Meal

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How the fuck do they make triscuits

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When I’m high all I can think about is my wisdom teeth

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Them Kirkland antihistamines have me getting boners in non-genital parts of my body

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I’m in da maternity ward playin polyrhythms on da babies soft spots

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Ready or not 2 with Samara Weaving and Katheryn Newton they’re gonna have to drag me outta the theatre by the ankles

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Bumper sticker ideas:

- I don’t brake for humans
- Korean baby on board
- Honk if you’re a pedophile

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I’m at ur baby mommas crib making two root beer floats and they’re both for me

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All to All by Broken Social Scene is the crab of songs

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I always keep a big bag of recycling on me in case I run into Al Gore

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I’m a couple credits away from a university degree in the same way that Iran is a couple years away from developing a nuke

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Isn’t it so fun that the world is about to end?

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I conducted the orchestra so well my sister thought I was having a seizure

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I look Asian and sunburnt all the time it’s incredible

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I go on twitter to write tweets and I go on instagram to read tweets

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I’m happiest when I’m thinking about the fact that the people of Charlotte are in a constant state of fear because Lamelo Ball is driving around on their streets

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I’ve recently decided that some of you aren’t real

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Can I borrow four thousand dollars from someone

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Pen before joint, you got a good point

Joint before pen, you become Ken

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Hearing they’re making a Baseball 2. And yeah, this time there’s finally fentanyl

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I know I’m high when I start thinking like Anthony fanatno