samfoundaway

I won't grow up.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump did this.
It’s all on Donald Trump.
Retweet if you agree.

[Michaela Jaé (Mj) @MjRodriguez7]

Thank you @voguemagazine for having me in the #SeptemberIssue! Wearing the wonderful @bottegaveneta and @ben_amun. NEXT IS THE #COVER OF @voguemagazine IM SPEAKING THAT INTO EXISTENCE! A girl has dreams and ima go chase em lol!!! This is huge!!!!

[kim @KimmyMonte]

what if john mayer ran for mayor and he won? then what? we’d have to call him mayor mayer? fuck that i’d rather die

[Molly 🌜 @mollymoondance]

Miss. Honey turned 54 today and is out here still hotter than I’ll ever be

[lane @NoKizzyLane]

me: i'm just gonna take it slow i'm not gonna fall for someone like that again
also me:

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

I wonder if cartoon characters know that whatever outfit they wear in the 1st episode will be the only outfit they wear for eternity.

[Klew @faded_klew]

when your 8 shots in and you’re friends want you to take another one

[Joe Dirte @DickFooDog]

tired of these mfs

[eyeswideopen @wedonopeneyes]

@realDonaldTrump Who goes to meet The Queen and wakes up tweeting BS?

[Alex 🇨🇦 @alex_upnorth]

@realDonaldTrump