samfro

I have very strong opinions on prescription drugs, SNL, & Taylor Swift | she/her | 🩷🤍🧡

[samfro @samfro25]

A very specific type of man will match with you on Hinge if you mention you dressed as George St. Geegland for Halloween. And unfortunately it’s a Gil Fazion type and not a @nickkroll or @mulaney types.

[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[samfro @samfro25]

Reading this book in middle school was my first WHAT THE FUCCCCCCK PLOT TWIST

[dev @freeallpenguins]

i rewatched life of pi after a decade and you're telling me this mf ATE HIS MOTHER AND MADE UP THE TIGER BS TO COPE????

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[samfro @samfro25]

The bleak answer is she wants an Oscar and schmoozing with him is beneficial for that goal

[Marigold @kittygang_4ever]

Taylor girl I’m going to need you to go into further detail about why your choice of person to induct you into the songwriters hall of fame was …. Steven Speilberg??? I am desperately confused.

[illusionist 🕷️ @mentaylly_ill]

taylor sent jack to the basement and told him not to come back until he found 20 instruments that weren't a synth

[LJP @lindiglo]

When Jack accurately guesses her weight as 127 lbs and it’s played like this is bad…any millennial without an eating disorder is a miracle tbh

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[samfro @samfro25]

Had a new employee have to go get a tampon from her car on her first day and she literally never came back

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like f*** this I'm not coming back?

[samfro @samfro25]

Honestly someday I hope @jackantonoff releases a tell all but instead of celeb gossip it’s just a list of his grievances towards swifties

[samfro @samfro25]

This is about going on tour with his band. Not everything is an Easter egg for Taylor swifts career 🩷

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

see you june 5th for the start of it all!

[C_Nicholle_ @DeborahVance_LV]

Happy Pride Month!

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Coming to end me 😭

[samfro @samfro25]

My mom told me “that red head reminds me so much of you” in regards to Ava in Hacks and little does she know that’s the biggest compliment she’s ever given me

[samfro @samfro25]

It’s going to be Sweeter than Fiction at best and Today Was A Fairytale at worst

(Realistically I think the toys are going to dance to her music in a form that could potentially go viral on tiktok)

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 🍅 @hantalkstaylor]

The Toy Story 5 song is going to be some evil combo of never grow up and Robin and you’re on your own kid and I’m SCARED

[samfro @samfro25]

Have we ever thought that maybe *just maybe* Disney is leaning into the mystery of Taylor being in Toy Story 5 so swifties go see it in theatres and they make money?

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[samfro @samfro25]

Why am I sobbing during my favorite comedy show? GODDAMMIT HACKS

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

Cassie will walk into the room with a gun and shoot Maddy. Then Rue will come in and shoot Cassie. Then alamo will come in and shoot rue and Maddy just in case right before Lexi comes in and shoots Alamo. And they’ll just play mmm whatcha say the whole time

[samfro @samfro25]

I have 143 different alarm options in my phone. Which sounds like a lot until you take into account there’s 1440 possibilities and 10% isn’t too bad.

Yes, I’m doing math for fun while getting ready for bed

& yes, you should’ve caught the neurodivergence at the 143 alarm options