A very specific type of man will match with you on Hinge if you mention you dressed as George St. Geegland for Halloween. And unfortunately it’s a Gil Fazion type and not a @nickkroll or @mulaney types.
Taylor girl I’m going to need you to go into further detail about why your choice of person to induct you into the songwriters hall of fame was …. Steven Speilberg??? I am desperately confused.
My mom told me “that red head reminds me so much of you” in regards to Ava in Hacks and little does she know that’s the biggest compliment she’s ever given me
It’s going to be Sweeter than Fiction at best and Today Was A Fairytale at worst
(Realistically I think the toys are going to dance to her music in a form that could potentially go viral on tiktok)
Have we ever thought that maybe *just maybe* Disney is leaning into the mystery of Taylor being in Toy Story 5 so swifties go see it in theatres and they make money?
Cassie will walk into the room with a gun and shoot Maddy. Then Rue will come in and shoot Cassie. Then alamo will come in and shoot rue and Maddy just in case right before Lexi comes in and shoots Alamo. And they’ll just play mmm whatcha say the whole time
I have 143 different alarm options in my phone. Which sounds like a lot until you take into account there’s 1440 possibilities and 10% isn’t too bad.
Yes, I’m doing math for fun while getting ready for bed
& yes, you should’ve caught the neurodivergence at the 143 alarm options