sam 😰

admittedly a little fruity

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@ramenbuu 1. let him cook
2. you look like the badass japanese lord from Shōgun

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Lot from the Bible be like

[hannah @hannahburgerGOD]

My passenger princess was turned into salt again, my life sucks so much

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@fatuglyforeign it's a sex bot unfortunately thanks elon

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it's over i've found balatrotok

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@fatuglyforeign a pleb like you would never understand

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make it cherry and i'll duimaxx immediately

[Jonathan “John” Cox Jr. @JohnCox2324]

Free Coke zeros if you get a DUI btw

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yk when someone has good music to listen to occasionally but you wonder how they're like that always

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@carlogantalao maybe if you get me the pizza

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saw a lamb kebab pizza for the first time today

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deez nuts will leave 4k loads in your mom

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talking to my girl the way "straight" guys talk about Drake or Lebron

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just finished watching Shōgun yesterday. what a fucking show

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@puertoricofilmC @paulogia0 I think an emergent property of life and two descriptors of our material world are different from an immaterial world

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@MichaelDha88751 @paulogia0 i don't think the colloquial meaning for most is a lack of interaction, but rather the opposite. it doesn't help to negate the topic on your definition alone

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which album is worse; Tortured Poets or Midnights

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@paulogia0 "because it makes me feeeel better. it would really be scary if we didn't exist and i don't like it 🥺"

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pickleball in 38 degrees type shit

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@ramenbuu LOL type shit

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@ramenbuu rudy you consistently embody a unique vibe and have let nothing change that. thank you

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newjeans on the other hand 👀

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just listened to a song by the Marías for the first time and it was nothing special?