Samantha Gordon

New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart. Frequent tweeter of TV shows (mostly #Survivor), current events, & general nonsense.

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“Do you want to be a pirate or do you want to send your daughter to college!?” #BarRescue is everything to me

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A Sol-crushing vote a week after a soul-crushing vote. I am unwell. #survivor #survivor47

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TEENY REVENGE ERA LET’S GOOOOOOO 🙏#survivor #Survivor47 #NewJersey

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STOP TAKING VOTES CHIRST ON A CRACKER #Survivor #survivor47

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They really, really, really hate us. I’m going to be sick.

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Thinking of Steve Kornacki and hope he's been hibernating up to what's going to be an unfuckingbelievable night. #ElectionDay

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For the love of god and all that is holy*, please vote. Your life very well may be on the line. #ElectionDay #HarrisWalz2024

*https://t.co/RPMRZhozV0

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Posted about my engagement on Instagram and...is this what influencers feel like? Damn, y'all's egos must be huge.

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This may have already been discussed or may be revealed next episode, but I kind of hope this episode was the reveal to all of #Survivor47 that it was Sol who played the advantage 😈 #survivor

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I’m sitting on my couch watching this maze puzzle challenge and still have less patience than Sol. Patience of an actual saint, that man. #survivor #survivor46

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I utter, “for fuck’s sake” at my office desk more than anything else.

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It’s underreported just how funny each of Andy’s waves are 👋 #Survivor #Survivor47

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A swap for reward is the “big twist”? *yawn* #survivor #survivor47

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I spoke to Julie more often from my couch during that finale than Kennedy did from the same stage. #BB26

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Come on, Sky Daddy. Make the right choice. #BB26

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Jankie’s death was way more gruesome than Ainsley’s #BB26

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“Are we being audited?” I’m still cackling. This show is so good 😂😂 #AbbottElementary

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@TVinthewoods I’m just glad to be part of the conversation!

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@TVinthewoods I can truly only think of #SolTrain 🙃

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@nicole_marie_9 YOU CAN’T TELL ME I’VE SEEN IT BEFORE BECAUSE I HAVEN’T.