Curtis & Amy will get a show, Elma will end up in towie, Amber in Geordie shore, anton on celebs go dating, danny will screw over yewande, lucie will be locked away in joes basement & maura will be 100m metres away from tommy at all times due to her restraining order #LoveIsland
🚨 Does anyone know how Alejandro Garnacho keeps upgrading when he fails to deliver Champions League football for his team? 😅
2025:
❌ Fails to qualify for the Champions League with Man Utd.
👋 Leaves his club.
✅ Joins a club qualified for the Champions League.
2026:
❌ Fails to qualify for the Champions League with Chelsea.
👋 Leaves his club.
✅ Joins a club qualified for the Champions League.
2027: ⏳
David Raya has become the fastest Arsenal goalkeeper to reach 50 clean sheets in the club’s history. ✅🇪🇸
110 matches 🧤
50 clean sheets ⛔️
📊 @HarveyDownes92
The Arsenal away fans are so so good… this Piero Hincapie chant is one of the best I’ve heard.
Get this ringing around the Emirates as soon as possible!
Never had a player from Ecuador… 🇪🇨🎶
Signing Mosquera from Valencia for £13m is the biggest robbery since Arsenal took Gabriel from Lille for £23m which itself was the biggest robbery since Arsenal took Saliba from St Etienne for £27m
A £63 million CF with 3 goals in 4 games is being laughed at on Sky Sports for how he runs. In the meantime, a £116 million AM is praised for how much he’s running off the ball.
This is what happens when certain parts of England have a disproportionate influence over the media.