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[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Snow expected tomorrow in Western North Carolina where hurricane victims are still living in tents.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Goodbye, America.

Never speak to Me again.

[☾ @samgclifford]

@pizzahut stop sending me emails about redeeming my free pizza if you’re not gonna let me redeem it.

[☾ @samgclifford]

@paramountplus pls bring back why women kill

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming

[☾ @samgclifford]

@DrRachaelF The treasurer at my school confiscated my phone Monday morning and went through my texts over something that happened over the weekend & didn’t involve anyone else at my school 🙃

[☾ @samgclifford]

@calebsaysthings @TrondyNewman + when we got there at check in time it hadn’t been cleaned and it was difficult to reach the host. when we did reach his secretary they asked which one of their properties we were at 🫠

[☾ @samgclifford]

@calebsaysthings @TrondyNewman The last Airbnb I stayed at was a poorly build shed in someone’s back yard, 5mins of hot water, curfew (lights off at 10) and chores. Yet they had bags of trash long the shed wall 😑

[☾ @samgclifford]

@Th3Luminary @bratphobic_ @classicblondess @xtinalexah @poshdelrey The zipper is popping out now too

[☾ @samgclifford]

@russdiemon sneak me into ur sd show tonight

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Clearly these mfs have never seen Narnia

[☾ @samgclifford]

@feminemi1y i took two at home tests and my boss told me to take a real test 🤔 it’s still positive

[☾ @samgclifford]

@NotDankEnuff @jacobplitman people in San Francisco are renting out SHEDS for $1000 🙃

[☾ @samgclifford]

@KhalXXVII hi

[kemi @kemimarie]

when my mom said “those people aint ya friends” she meant that and i 100% understand it now.

[тʜeғɑmous тısʜɑ @darealtisha]

People who date ya exs be thinking u hate them…. Nobody cares love… it’s ya time to suffer 😂 bing bong f-ccccckkkkkk ya life😭

[✖️𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕲𝖑𝖆𝖒 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑✖️ @Pearlescent888]

Venus Retrograde in Capricorn = coming to terms with the brutal truth that some people don’t deserve having access to you & that love alone , is not enough to sustain a relationship

[☾ @samgclifford]

@ahumblebunnie my puppy is only 4 months old but I already cry about his future 🤦🏻‍♀️