Samuel Gerrard

There's always a reason to season.

[AP McCoy @AP_McCoy]

I’m playing in the #BMWPGA Pro-Am on 20 May & need someone to carry my scoreboard. RT for your chance to win (T&http://t.co/IMCZFTY4Gk)

[Thomas fancy @Tomfancy1]

@samgerrardo that's us then. Don't fuck me!!!

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

@Tomfancy1 Mad keen #countmein

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

@Tomfancy1 Need to man #bigtime #keen

[mini rig pops @popslovescows]

Annoys the tits off me when people drive faster in 30s than 60s!!! #wanker

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

@dokta01 @indykaila @Footy_Jokes Massively. I don't even follow him... His tweets just come up on my TL. #absolutemuppet

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

David De Gea is on the 10-man shortlist for the PFA Fans’ Player of the Season award. Vote: http://t.co/27go7qwae4

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

@indykaila @Footy_Jokes Anyone who takes any of your tweets seriously is massively misguided. #helmet #bull

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Jerome Boateng facing a late fitness test before today's game v. Augsburg to prove he is no longer inside-out after Wednesday night.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Advocaat asked: "Looking at the lineups, is there a key factor that'll influence the result?"

Yeah, the Sunderland-being-sh*t factor.

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

Politicians are just kids who got bullied at school. #Fuckoff #bore

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

I love a Friday. #rollon530

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

"I still think I'm the best coach in the Premier League." Watch: http://t.co/aSy8Yy6Hz6

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

@Joey7Barton Who cares he's a tosser. #helmet

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Uh-oh. Gazza has just turned up at Labour HQ with four cans of lager, some chicken and a fishing rod. #GE2015

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

What a world - a Paddy Ashdown's Hat parody account gets more followers in one night most than Lib Dem candidates have managed in 5 years.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

P 30 W 0 D 0 L 30 GD -246

10 or so teams with records that even Newcastle can feel smug about: http://t.co/pSh9ad6V5O

[Samuel Gerrard @samgerrardo]

@OliPriceBates More accurate than all of your football tweets... #lad

[PB @football_pb]

Oh it's Election Day in the UK? Expecting UKIP to get a lot more votes than most think and Conservatives to win