Sam

chronically Denglisch writer and voice guy.
film school @FilmakademieBW
podcast @StoryJazzCast
socially gaming on

[Sam @samgheist]

Hey everyone, I'm taking a break from mental health to focus on my social media :) <3 <3

[Sam @samgheist]

@weirdstrug @slicesofanxiety Hell yeah! Is there a good way to get an ebook version?

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jedes mal wenn ich eine pfandflasche in den automaten werfe spawnt bei mir zuhause in der klebrigen pfandflaschenecke eine neue

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Wait, it's called the Mandela effect??? I thought it was the MANDALA effect?!?!?

[platonic pals @platonic_pals_]

Die erste Folge unseres #penandpaper Abenteuers "Hellbound: Bureaucrazy" ist jetzt online! 4 verdammte Seelen mit unter anderem @samgheist versuchen sich durch die #hoelle zu schlagen!
Schaut es euch jetzt auf Youtube an:
https://t.co/CT3G033dVX

[platonic pals @platonic_pals_]

Schaut euch jetzt den #trailer für unser nächstes #penandpaper Abenteuer "Hellbound - Bureaucrazy" an! Am Samstag, 13. Mai kommt die erste Folge, unter anderem mit @samgheist
#pnpde #hoelle
https://t.co/sonPcMsdRa

[Sam @samgheist]

i will be visible on your bildschirme 9 days from today!

[platonic pals @platonic_pals_]

Unser nächstes #penandpaper Abenteuer "Hellbound - Bureaucrazy" startet am 13. Mai! Nicht verpassen!

Unter anderem mit @samgheist

[Sam @samgheist]

me: *blows my nose*
my dog, staring at the tissue: snak

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i tipped him just to be safe.
12 euros in coins
i don't think he even noticed

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Plumber: *flashes his buttcrack*
Me: I wonder if he likes me

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@weristmagnus Mir war es zu Schulzeiten peinlich was zu lesen wo auf latein "BROT" draufstand. Klingt iwie nicht so mega spannend

[Sam @samgheist]

@Haselnuuuss Welcher Kommentar hat diesen Tweet inspiriert?

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Can someone explain to me why the construction site near my apartment schedules ALL of their banging-steel-girders-on-each-other time for 7am??

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Facebook every morning: "Person you haven't spoken to in 8 years and 4 other people we thought were even less relevant to you have their birthdays today. Let them all know you're thinking of them! PLEASE"

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Snow in Santa Cruz, California.

Also several ppl have reported seeing the Wild Hunt

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@punishedpants So that's what "punished" means

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@FetzenJessy @Fnrfle Wir nennen das immer dorito feetos

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@Fnrfle Der Seitenschläfer kommt er wird uns alle kriegen

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@TheKrogmann Without Darkness there is no Light

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@marsojuu We have officially reached post-postmodernism

[Sam @samgheist]

@LeftistWonk "what if i can't immediately recognize your gender and then accidentally forget to disrespect you?? That would be disastrous!"