The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
“You dated adult film star Melissa Stratton, but as soon as the news of your relationship went public you broke up with her a few days later. Despite looking cool while eating hot wings for a living, is it fair to say you’re the type of person who easily crumbles under pressure?”