samantha jo 💕

she/her. it’s me. hi. i’m the problem, it’s me. cosmetologist at The Headquarters in Watseka. Feminist.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

“self love is not a trend. it is a radical act of revolution. -LIZZO ❤️

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

GET TIMOTHÈE CHALAMET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! THIS TORTURE CANNOT GO ON 😩😭

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

being a bears fan is actually one of the most brutal, devastating fates that has been bestowed upon me.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

EVERYONE DESERVES A GARRETT #Loveisblind7

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

Hannah #LoveIsBlinds7 is one of the worst human beings. she treated Nick way worse than how Zanab treated Cole & that’s saying something! wow… girl. yikes.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

IF YOU POST A PIC OF YOURSELF HOLDING A FISH IN YOUR DATING APP PROFILE IM IMMEDIATELY SWIPING LEFT. STOP IT. STOP.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

sooooooo how do i find a boyfriend that looks exactly like drew starkey????

[Lauren Swift @lmhainer]

Taylor watching us all listen to The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived #TTPD #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[Tino @CMartinAlanis]

Once I fix me, he’s gonna miss me #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[sarah☁️ @pvrcyschse]

THATS THE CLOSEST IVE COME TO MY HEART EXPLODING???? oh im in shambles #TaylorSwift #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[dani @__daniellle__]

charlie puth rn:

#TSTTPD #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[♡ @tvgoldtweets]

‘I can do it with a broken heart’ vibes #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT #TTPD

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

@taylorswift13 NEW ALBUM IS OUT GO LISTEN OR ILL POKE YOUR EYE

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

update for anyone who cares:

i’m still achingly devastated that jimmy buffet is dead.

thank you.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

FINE ILL ADMIT IT.

I LIKE WATCHING PROFESSIONAL GOLF ON TV. SUE ME!!!!

there. i said it.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

for the love of god… MEN. this is a PSA for you all. PLEASE let me fix your dating profiles. so much potential but also SO BAD it physically pains me.

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

@baileeannfaith_ bruh i was thinking the same thing yesterday. so yes. let’s do it 😂

[samantha jo 💕 @samgood716]

catching feelings is fucking bullshit bro… wtf is wrong with me?

[lauren garafano✨ @laurengarafano]

“barbie is based on a doll with big boobies” is an INSANE joke to make about a movie with a plot about how difficult it is to be a woman in a men’s world

[emily 🫶🏼 @shinymidnights]

no this is exactly what it’s like to be in a convo with taylor. she is so attentive and kind like i can’t. instant tears seeing this