Sam Grigg

Web developer at Adobe. My opinions do not reflect those of my employer (yes, they actually asked me to say that part).

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

Ok gang, here’s what we should do next: a smart speaker thingie that, when you walk through your door, plays a sitcom-like theme with studio-audience applause.

Bonus points for variations on the theme based on your current mood based on which memes you laugh at

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

Arguably Philip K. Dick's worst novel

[Bree Despain @breedespain]

Utah authors (myself included) speak out against book banning. Please read our open letter here: https://t.co/JRXcL42Vje

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I made a bet. I lost. But it still paid off. @LeadFromBehind @RMcElhenney @DrLaPook @NYULangone @RMcElhenney

[Jessie Char @jessiechar]

I feel like we need nomenclature for different types of spoilers. Like a spoiler for The Sixth Sense is just not the same as a spoiler for Shrek 2.

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@breedespain Wow, those are some pretty weighty dots you just connected. I audibly gasped when I read this

[Bree Despain @breedespain]

FYI- Mitt Romney went to BYU. The LDS church subsidizes BYU's tuition with the mandatory tithing $$$ of its members. Even if you faithfully pay your 10% tithing all your life, there's a big chance u & your children will not get into BYU to benefit from the subsidies you paid for

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Gen Z https://t.co/OxSk3YiBRJ

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@barberBelle For this exact reason I enabled the “attention” thingie so I have to make eye contact with the phone. My kids now have to first pass the peripheral vision test before they get my full attention.

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@badbanana Finally, an interesting Superman plot

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@LadyHawkins Yes please! I would totally read about the blossoming romance between an estranged wife who came to divorce (murder?) her terrible executioner husband only to fall in love with the galant knight who assumed his identity!

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@breedespain Pretty damning that the “help line” would connect the bishops to lawyers. The help was for the church, not the children. Jesus said “suffer the children that they may come unto me” not “it’s okay that children suffer as long as we avoid litigation”

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I also do not #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

Does it count as being a writer if what I write is code?

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@Jaxsonhooley hey man, I think I just found your wallet

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

Hi, does anyone still follow me? I wrote about how GraohQL helps us solve some technical and organizational problems https://t.co/QIFEl3mDOy

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

Join me and tell regulators it is time to break up Facebook and make the internet safe for democracy and privacy https://t.co/yqQAUN6482 @FTC @JoeSimonsFTC @FTCPhillips @chopraftc @RKSlaughterFTC

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

@amanrobinson it’s a big commitment, but it’s worth it to be among the social elite

[Dr. Scott Cowley @scottcowley]

Today's trend for people Googling "Am I blind?"

If you can see well enough to search...

[Sam Grigg @samgrigg]

The whole fam, lovin #adobelife