sam g

ooo baby baby

[sam g @samguardino]

If I’m walking against the wind with you and say “the Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza” and you don’t get it, I no longer fw you like that

[sam g @samguardino]

@GioiosaTommy @realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump

[Tommy Gioiosa @GioiosaTommy]

Mr. President my name is Tommy Gioiosa. I’m one of your biggest fans. Thank you for the kind words you said about putting Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame. You are on my police wall when you came to Daytona Beach. God Bless @realDonaldTrump

[sam g @samguardino]

I need a bumper sticker that says “don’t honk I have anxiety”

[sam g @samguardino]

You know getting over a sickness where you’re not 100% yet but you’re able to function? Yeah that’s what people with anxiety feel like 24/7

[sam g @samguardino]

If the grass is greener over here it’s cause it gets watered

[sam g @samguardino]

Anxiety is being obsessively nervous about a thing you have to do. But it’s not until 3 tuesdays from now at 6pm

[mrs. gebo @marcealzada]

when Luke Combs said “it kinda scares me the way that she drives” yeah my boyfriend felt that

[em🤍 @babyyem_]

You’re not a true Floridan if you can’t wear a hoodie in the middle of summer

[James @CaucasianJames]

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live

Me:

[sam g @samguardino]

I just want to say to my friends around the world, never stop making quizlet flash cards

[sam g @samguardino]

@lukecombs Hurricane

[Ciarán Dunne @ThisFarmingMan_]

So it turns out ear muffs for calves to stop them getting frostbite are a real thing...

[sam g @samguardino]

@gab_ayee Omg you look gorgeous

[Lolalivvs @ItsLivysway]

FLIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN

˙ʍou sʇɹɐʇs ʞǝǝʍ ʇsɹoʍ ɹnoʎ 'sıɥʇ ʇǝǝʍʇǝɹ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟI ˙ʇɥɓıuoʇ sʍǝu pooɓ ploʇ ǝq llıʍ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɔuıS

[sydney @PonderSyd]

It ain’t no joke