Mullet Man Sam

Twitter is pointless

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2020 (a kid with issues) 2024 (a man with issues but a sick fucking Mullet)

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It’s DIFFERENT now

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It’s the far future.

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It was not the far future, it was yesterday

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It was not the far future, it was yesterday

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In the far future I’ll feel about someone like this again

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I’m giving up this is the end

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That’s very cock of you to say big suprise

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Is Lady Gaga trans?

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This is what skilling in runescape feels like

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Y2K was real this is all a dream and none of this is real

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In the future I wonder if anyone is going to fashionize the insulin square

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It will never happen again

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The meal prep I made is shit 😁👍

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I want so many things
I won’t allow myself so many things

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Everything can be changed but your past

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Phat asses or big tits aren’t paintings
Why you starin so long bro

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Listening to old podcasts is a trip
My memory is bad so it’s the same as listening to it for the first time 🤩🤩

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@melancholygoal Do you know why

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Guy bought my lunch I feel like a pretty girl
Bet he didn’t know it was $38 and 2 meals

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Sometimes people leave and the lesson is acceptance

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If I’m wrong, we’ll be wrong together

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Nobody wants to hear your sob story
Grind in silence