Sam

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[Sam @samguycool]

@Lly_wl Surströmming is now

[Sam @samguycool]

This happened in 30 rock…

[The Project @theprojecttv]

Police in Nebraska say a dog accidentally fired a loaded shotgun from inside a truck, hitting a woman who was waiting at a nearby traffic light.

The woman was struck in the arm and her injuries were not believed to be life-threatening, while authorities reminded gun owners that loaded shotguns and loose dogs are, incredibly, not a great combo.

[Sam @samguycool]

@mertcentury I have a quite youthful look to myself so I think this is my fate too

[Sam @samguycool]

He’s back and doing it again

[Sam @samguycool]

50 year old man at the train platform completely outfit mogging me and everyone else here

[luxurious rare @rarenajdi]

@tonegatherion

[Sam @samguycool]

As Canada stares down economic uncertainty,

[Sam @samguycool]

No

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

All recorded earthquakes worldwide from 2015 to 2025
do you notice the pattern?

[Sam @samguycool]

Today I saw a worker at some sort of aggregate yard (?) standing on top of a pile of rubble with a falcon on his wrist

[Sam @samguycool]

He really named his austerity initiative doge pinch me I’m dreaming

[Sam @samguycool]

People that watch YouTube video essays will be forcibly reeducated when the time comes. Trust.

[Sam @samguycool]

@fitnuu One day

[Sam @samguycool]

Just got excited thinking about going to a Spanish speaking area and pronouncing my name Samuel Spanishly

[Sam @samguycool]

Dear MarkJCarney.

[Sam @samguycool]

There are Nettspend flyers all around campus

[Sam @samguycool]

Caught this announcement being broadcast on the news today and felt sick to my stomach

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

Canada is about to go Full McCarthy against anyone critical of Israel for its horrifically genocidal conduct.

[Sam @samguycool]

#AndalusianSummer