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[sam @samhadley_]

1 x boomtown ticket for sale. Thursday entry.

[sam @samhadley_]

@NoContextHumans Go ride a bike then try again

[sam @samhadley_]

@RetroMoviesDB Only one right answer @JamieHComedy

[sam @samhadley_]

@jiri_bjp got some explaining to do

#ufc

[Troynado @uvebinadova]

If this ant, zipping at 1,000,000 mph (447,387 m/s), hits a person, the outcome is grim but fascinating. With its 300,000 joules of kinetic energy—calculated earlier as \( KE = \frac{1}{2} \times 0.000003 \, \text{kg} \times (447,387)^2 \)—it’s like a tiny, hypersonic missile.

The ant’s mass is only 3 milligrams, so it’s not going to transfer energy like a wrecking ball. Instead, it’d act more like a bullet on steroids. A 9mm bullet (500-600 joules) punches through flesh, often exiting the body. This ant has 500 times that energy packed into a much smaller package. At that speed, it’d penetrate instantly—faster than nerves can signal pain—likely leaving a clean, narrow hole through skin, muscle, and bone. Think of a high-powered rifle round, but with a twist: the sheer velocity means it’d probably vaporize mid-transit due to air friction, turning into a plasma slug before impact.

If it hits a vital spot—like the head or heart—the person’s done for. A headshot would blast through the skull, potentially exploding it from the shockwave and heat. A chest hit could shred the heart or lungs, with the energy dump causing a small cavitation bubble—messy and lethal. Non-vital areas (say, an arm) might “just” lose the limb, with the entry wound cauterized by the ant’s fiery demise and an exit wound like a gunshot’s.

The catch? In reality, the ant wouldn’t survive the trip. At 1,000,000 mph, air resistance would torch it into ions within microseconds, dispersing some of that energy as heat and light before it even reaches the target. So, the person might face a searing shockwave and a spray of ant-plasma rather than a solid impact. Still, 300,000 joules is 300,000 joules—enough to ruin anyone’s day, likely fatally if it’s center-mass. 🐜

[sam @samhadley_]

@JackMilward10 So so good 😭

[sam @samhadley_]

Gone viral, for all the right reasons

[sam @samhadley_]

@PolitlcsUK @christiancalgie Rightly so

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

New year, new friends 😊

[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

My country is calling me once again! I’ve fought for it once before and I WILL come back and serve it again! Standby standby…

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

WTF is going on here!? 💀💀

[sam @samhadley_]

@HappyPunch @ChavaESPN Never thought i’d be rooting for jake paul

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

In laws (a)

Stand. Your. Ground.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

So I know normally you post transformation photos after you’ve got ripped, but today we’re doing an uno reverse.

I was 62kg when I finished running Africa 8 months ago. Now? 84kg. A 22kg weight gain. Are you mad🤣 Welcome to my softest geezer era.

Between school tours, my book launch (still available—link in bio😉), and behind the scenes business prep for a lively 2025, I’ve taken my focus off what I’m meant to be good at: smashing tarmac.

These things happen, and I’m actually buzzing to turn it around. This next training block is going to be nasty, and I’m here for it. Big new challenges and goals for 2025.

Hold tight everyone else in their softest geezer era, we’ve got this *gritted teeth looking at the 6 pack of mince pies*

[COMBAT SPORTS TODAY @CSTodayNews]

Khalil Rountree Jr made a remix to “Tipsy” by Shaboozey 😭

(🎥: IG/@khalilrountree)

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Petition calling for a General Election SMASHES through 400,000 signatures and is running at an unbelievable rate of 2000/minute.

The British are standing up en masse.

[BLAIM GAME @BLAIMGame]

It was 4 years ago this month that Covid restrictions were introduced that meant you could only buy a drink in a pub if you had a Scotch Egg with it.
What was the most moronic Covid rule you remember?

[sam @samhadley_]

@AbdiTV @JackMilward10

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Dear Apple ,
PUT THE PHOTOS APP BACK HOW IT WAS❗️

[Riley🧃🧸 @Riley__senpai]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?