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[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

It’s not child marriages but girl child marriages. Women aren’t marrying little boys. It’s men all over the world chasing or marrying literal girl children

[Six @likethenumber6]

Micro cheat on me and see how I Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you bitch

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[noah, like the ark @sentient_dorito]

I’m still laughing my ass off

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

mitch mcconnell dragging lindsey graham to hell with him

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[bea @beas5_]

8 years of disordered eating and i’m still fat bruh did i even try

[Triple Double Cocaine Bear @eyejustkantbro]

This is how every parent feels when they tell their kid “welcome to being an adult” instead of offering a good solution to a problem

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I thought people were being a little pearl clutchy about this but then I unmuted the video. Sounds like a one way ticket to schizo town. Abu ghraib level psychological punishment. How about some magical mystery tour? Penny lane you sadistic fuck

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I’m completely burnt out but still gotta work cuz I’m broke

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[ré @marieplie]

This is how I feel trying to be seductive

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

don’t forget to sexualize me so I know you still like me

[Bl💓ck Barbies @The_Only_Barbie]

And this is why having your own money is SO IMPORTANT.

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day: