big dumb idiot

ms. frizzle with a fat ass

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

doordashing a jimmy johns pickle because i god damn fucking deserve that shit

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

“girls shouldn’t text first” yeah I text LAST. always texting. in fact I’ll spam you

[spini @f_oneputtana]

Revenge of the sith stays on during sex

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

[hunter @3gpmh]

all of my character development has been against my will

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

Sorry if I zoned out while you were talking I’m literally always thinking about Artemis II

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

@metgalacrave Oh my god

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

Dax Sheppard is like seeing a guy i had a crush on in highschool and realizing how good it was that i never dated him

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Rachel Mennies, from The Naomi Letters

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Crossfaded off cheese and crackers

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

Retroactive jealousy is a disease and I’m terminal

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

WHAT

[big dumb idiot @samhamthuh]

How can I be so in love with someone who hates me

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

real

[g @34rths]

I think we should all reassure Me tonight

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time