Sydney

“don’t forget, your shoulder demon can do handstands.”

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"Does he know that his bus number is the code for bananas?"

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"Sorry I was briefly possessed by the ghost of an infomercial."

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"No, you're a man. It makes your jeans a satchel."

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"what in the 'White Christmas' choreography number is going on here?!"

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The saga continues!

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You guys... Today is the day... Knowing what a duck is finally paid off! Thank you, BC!

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"I do it to be helpful, she does it to be nosy."

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"Happy nuisance to you!"

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#NewYear2025

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"I moo melodically."

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"You can't French fry a sheep..."

"Not with that attitude you can't."

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"you're always an ominous blob."

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"it's like a bowl cut with flare."

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"I'm totally here for the butt-brain dialogue."

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@mimimama_12 @FaithLikeAbish This one's my favorite too! I'll add that the greater the trial, the greater the witness. 💜

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"I don't know if adjectives are transitive.."

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#adjectivesaretrans

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"it's my emotional support bladder..."

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"I'll sit and read my book and die ignorant."

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"why am I jealous of a box of knives?"

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@TheJeditor Several pens of different shapes, colors, and sizes with random logos on them. Only 2 actually work

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"he looks more like megamind than a potato.."

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"You put rocks in my cat food?!"

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@FraGirolamo1 @RykerJackson97 Here is what the church's website says about newer temples not having an Angel Moroni statue.