sam

[sam @samheloooo]

Marshmallows are more dangerous than they seem

[sam @samheloooo]

How are they gonna make inside out 3 rated pg? Gotta be pg 13 at least

[sam @samheloooo]

“The feminine urge to whistle really loud with fingers in your mouth” Nick

[sam @samheloooo]

Anyone know where to find a tether ball court in the springs?

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

Bringing back tees over longsleeves in 2023, no matter what it costs me

[sam @samheloooo]

@LevyEvelina Stop bully me on twitter #stop

[sam @samheloooo]

I miss the hot dog Christians at winter park

[JO @joesbizarre]

there’s nothing more masterfully written than a B- english paper

[sam @samheloooo]

The clean version of WAP by cardi b is way funnier

[sam @samheloooo]

The warby Parker website is way too millennial I can’t buy glasses from there anymore

[sam @samheloooo]

How do people chew gum quietly

[sam @samheloooo]

Why do balloons have nipples

[sam @samheloooo]

If a horror movie doesn’t have secret rooms or ghosts I don’t want it

[sam @samheloooo]

Pap smear, pop smoke’s gynecologist cousin

[sam @samheloooo]

I’m just a Jew trying to drink beer what do u want from me

[sam @samheloooo]

@julio__duno HAHAHAHAH

[sam @samheloooo]

The day in my childhood that I came to consciousness was the first time I watched napoleon dynamite

[jastohrr @jastohrr]

i’m sorry i stopped replying to u my libra stopped romanticizing u

[sam @samheloooo]

@LevyEvelina Surprisingly… I did not get yelled at by my dentist today #miracleteeth

[Evelina Levy @LevyEvelina]

if your dentist isn't disappointed in you i problly wont be your friend :( nothing personal just fundamental differences