sam

Play drums. Writes words.
Sometimes teaches.

Opinions are my own and hopefully sometimes other peoples as well.

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@MFWitches Women are not shit at all

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@SharnelleVella Felt it in Brunswick

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American cheese is orange.

What's with that?

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@Qantas check in app is asking for negative covid test to travel SYD - DFW. is this required? Website specifically says not required but can't check in without it.

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@johnqgoh And no pay for it either...

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Throw pillows.

Why?

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@gilfer And then go around asking everyone for $8

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@MFWitches Anything to do with health or education

[Ben Davison @Ben_Davison1]

Tim Smith’s comments about violence in sport have gotten under my skin.
My youth was full of violent men.
Men who’d go out onto a sports field and be applauded for acts of violence
Men who beat their dogs, their wives, their children, my mother, me. Even kill my pets.
1/7
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Feel pretty weird watching I am Legend in the middle of a pandemic.

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And what if, in all seriousness, I just could not be fucked marking the rest of these assignments?

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How cool would it be if Outlook didn't suck

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It's always amazing how many covid immune people their are on Melbourne public transport

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The irony of what Slack is meant to do compared to how shit it is

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Why would anyone choose to use vertical tabs in their Web browser?

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@mssakshinarula Put the seat down

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Apple asking for a verification code sent to another Apple device when I'm reformatting the only Apple device I have so the verification code has been sent to a computer that no longer exists.

You're all class, @Apple

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@AdamBandt Don't fuck this up Adam. The Greens have a habit of letting perfection get in the way of good, resulting in nothing changing.

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@InsidersABC @David_Speers @PeterDutton_MP Sorry, already busy sticking a fork in my eye and nailing my cock to a rabid grizzly bear.

An experience far superior than watching Dutton.

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Better by The Screaming Jets is a fucking great tune.