samantha

quarter life crisis

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

people who have to wear glasses but don’t

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[samantha @samhensonn]

@MeggKhalifa 🫶🏻

[megan @MeggKhalifa]

My friends are hot & they deserve a permanent place on here

[hannah west @hannnah24]

being an ambitious lazy girl is so hard . i have so many GOALS but i love to LAY !!! i love to Hang Out !

[henry joce @henry_joce]

Imagine getting off a 10hr shift & going home to kids…. I'd walk right past them

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[Marc Weinberg @MarcWeinbergWX]

A reminder, if it is too cold for you outside then it is too cold for your pet outside. Please provide shelter or bring your pets inside during the dangerous cold.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

🫡

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

When someone says my cat isn’t the cutest little guy to ever exist

[UPS @UPS]

@jackharlow Always First Class 🔥

[samantha @samhensonn]

this is still a daily activity @MeggKhalifa

[samantha @samhensonn]

when you and bae FaceTime in your robes:-)

[NBHSBaseballKY @KyNbhs]

2020 NB baseball alum, Jonathan Henson ⁦( #22)playing hoops today at D1 Miami (OH)! 2 points in the 1st half.
⁦@j_henson30⁩
#NBProud

[samantha @samhensonn]

@Dylangreer11 hell right

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

I see “Millenials Aren’t Having Babies” is making the rounds again. To sum it up: our planet is dying, no one is getting paid enough, there’s not adequate maternity leave, no one can afford hospital bills, most of us can’t afford a house—like what did you think would happen?

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 24 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 26 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)

[kt🦇 @itskvdes]

man, people get some crazy drinks at starbucks