Sam Hilliard

Cat Army herder. Like jiu jitsu, traveling, movies and working @ Princeton University. Usually looking for another excuse to avoid writing.

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Signs you are secretly a cat:
You:
1. sleep all of the time.
2. would rather be home.
3. are always hungry.
4. silently judge others.
5. are easily distracted.
6. are missing a few brain cells.
7. are annoyed by people.
8. are a tad moody.
9. don’t sleep at night

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla It’s nowhere near nasty. pawnshops, payday lenders and people who buy gold are nasty.

Applebees and Burlington are for people who want to step up from Taco Bell and Ross.

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla That is some messed up ad copy.

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla How are liking Texas? Anything you miss from Oregon?

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla So much to unpack here

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla He’s so blue!

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@AjaRaden Polaroid is back in business. A friend, a couple rolls of film, some actual material photos. :) And I don’t think you’ll vanish. You’re making a much needed dent in the universe.

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@AjaRaden I could sketch you based on your author photos and films and mail to your agent or publicist. That would be a tangible record.

[Christina M Rau 🖊️🧘‍♀️The Yoga Poet @ChristinaMRau]

Thanks to Illumen (Hiraeth Books) for sharing my #poem “Lady-like.” How nice to turn pages in a hard copy journal!
Available here: https://t.co/0aCwnsepLH
cc: @sfpoetry
#scifi #specpo

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@MELisCrazyInAZ Well fix that. :)

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@casewrites Harsh! Amusing, true, and harsh.

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla Memba when that was called special k? Memba when people thought they could talk to cats while high on it?

[Kristen @Kica333]

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Being at home
3. Wishing I was at home

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla Encode an mp3 for upload to limewire

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@kayla I thought ask altavista’ed down yahoo river and drowned in a pool of excite ?

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@casewrites @Govindtwtt There’s a second even more evil option, which is feasible: Robots. If the fast food only offers drive-through, they can cut the heating, cooling and lighting costs way down, too. Require all transactions be either debit or credit, and there’s no register or safe to boost.

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

Gee, the internet sure got mean.

[Sam Hilliard @samhilliard]

@StephanieHorror If depression is just anger turned inward, could they just be-depressed about being horny?