Sam Levin

I used to write jokes for a living (former creative producer, @FunnyOrDie) and now I wipe butts for a living (currently, a mom). She/Her.

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

I miss having a president that I’m sexually attracted to (Taft)

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Found out my hairdresser was born two months after 9/11

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

We really should have had explosive diarrhea summer FIRST and then after, BRAT summer

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

@DonTheCreator_ CVS customers

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

This has to be AI

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

Morgan Freeman at The Jennifer Hudson Show set.

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Foreskin and seven years ago

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

You’re laughing. I told you my pronouns were timothée/them and you’re laughing.

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Do you think Bugonia will win tonight? Yorgos is as good as mine

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Does this country make my ass look fascist?

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No one's IN CONGRESS anymore. What ever happened to CONGRESS?

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Hey how about we don’t pit women against each other

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

Monica Bellucci, 61,
vs.
Demi Moore, 63

The Mediterranean diet versus the Hollywood one 🍝💉

Ladies and gentlemen, the choice of what to put on your table is yours

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

My 65 year old parents would think this is the funniest video of all time

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

I love people who know how to take a joke.

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You’re advocating… for the devil? Sis he’s never gonna pick you

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Every time I walk into my kid’s school I think wow it must be so crazy for everyone to see a teen mom here (I’m 34)

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

I can’t prove it— nor will I try— but I’m positive “eating healthy” and “moving your body” is a scam.

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Erika Kirk at Charlie’s funeral

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

I have never seen an assisted twerk before 😂😂

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Dubai chocolate? How about don’t buy chocolate, fatass.

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

My hand leaving a Sephora knowing fully well I was not spending a dime

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

an image of Trump's discolored hand during his State of the Union speech

(Win McNamee/Getty)

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

If I send this to you it’s because I hate your fucking guts

[Sam Levin @samhirschlevin]

Men should not be allowed to enjoy anything

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

Is Kash Patel not allowed to enjoy his weekends? I’m confused.