Sam Hogan ♎️

He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@JamesRLandrum @m4stiff Medicine is so dumb, medical charts will be “negative” when there are no findings, and “positive” when there are findings, regardless of the context. It took me a minute of switching my brain to understand while reading pt info lol

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@RespectfulMemes His brother, james, the black cat, became completely depressed when his brother left him. He started staring out of my bedroom window at the driveway, waiting for his brother to come home. He seemed to be depressed about the loss of his best friend, and brother. Sweet cat, James.

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@RespectfulMemes As a kid we had 2 brother cats, a black cat and an orange cat. I had noticed the orange one started to get a sort of “bubble” in his abdomen and had mentioned something to my mom but she brushed it off. Within weeks we found him on the floor seizing uncontrollably, dying from FOP

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

Who’s this fucking sink made for?

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

Pee-mail on my g-mail till I crea-mail

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

“Shit I dropped my vape”

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

My coworker loves me @brittany_broski

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@Eoe224 @ddl_vid10

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

The gay little monkey in the apple store has been on my mind all day

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

When someone says something stupid and I try to make them blow up with my mind

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

“are you okay?” no, from the bottom of my heart, i’m tired

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@Spechtimus @alusalinas51 @MonkeyDATDom @GoodReddit i know someone that had to get smacked in the chest with a 2x4 because they didn’t have a hook around, saved his life too! he’s my boss now tho so idk how well that worked out 😅

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

I love this app so fucking much

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@lil_maji69 @sarahschauer THE HAIRY ASS HANDS IM CRYING

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@DesignsHypnotic @NotAgainYall @bigtotoro @ThisIsLAinTx @Xalindria @heyitskarime @VanesaBreith @DivaLaci Hey, that’s still cool! Sorry I wasn’t accurate thank you for telling me what it actually is

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@NotAgainYall @bigtotoro @ThisIsLAinTx @Xalindria @heyitskarime @VanesaBreith @DivaLaci It’s about 50 miles forward for every one mile down

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@vinyIrain @pauer24 @RickyPDillon Felt! Mine died!

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@psyicario @6ackendceo @_whysoserious0 Corporate places usually do a full inventory once a year and report all of the theft at once, at the end of the fourth fiscal quarter

[Sam Hogan ♎️ @samhoethot]

@GuvnahBrady @2dDif @isthtmus @uzayvert This is deadass as fuck